How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
"you bet your sweet ass!"
*wins a million butts*
when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”
was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened
dean: *is a fully grown man in his mid-thirties*
me: baBY BOY